Throughout the utterly horrible history of mankind, one lone spectacle has persisted throughout the ages – the lift. Such a spectacle, being of lesser proportion to its ancestors, has little merit in the hearts of most history professors; however, its brevity is expressed in the most intimate of mannerisms. Over time, the lift has evolved to a more modern instance of laymanism, as the populous becomes more restless. This transition has caused great concern in both the private and public sectors of today’s economy, leaving many business owners ragged and unkempt. Overall, the vaporware of conglomerism results in an overall absence of anything of merit.